THIS DISBARRED ATTORNEY IS ASKING TO BE RE-ADMITTED: But when you look at what got him disbarred, you really have to ask how get got barred in the first place.
JUSTICE ANTHONY KENNEDY MAY OR MAY NOT BE RETIRING: But Nevada Senator Dean Heller really doesn’t know a damn thing about it.
COLUMBIA WINS AGAIN: If you are going to law school just to get a Biglaw job, go to Columbia Law School — which sits right next to an underserved community that I guess we’re just never going to talk about in this context.
THINGS THAT MAKE IT HARD TO PASS EXAMS: The other day, we said it was hard to take finals after being hit by a car. Now, we’re reporting that it’s hard to take law school finals after you’ve been diagnosed with cancer. Next week, I expect to have some news about whether taking finals is easier or harder if you are underwater and can only breathe when the Shape of Water thingy kisses you.
“HUMAN ERROR” LED TO UTAH BOOBS: The Utah Bar wasn’t hacked, an employee just sent out boobs to the entire State Bar. In related news, I think we’ll have a new ATL columnist from Utah soon.